- If the
Titanic was made in India:
- 10. There
would be 10 times as many people on the ship.
- 9. There
has to be a song with a girl wearing a white dress,
singing in the rain.
- 8. By the
end of the movie he finds his mom, dad, sister and
brother.
- 7. It's
seven and half-hours long.
- 6. The
movie would be called "Doobta Hua Pyar".
- 5. Kate
Winslet played by Madhuri Dixit, and Leonard Di' Caprio
played by Salman Khan.
- 4. The
boat would sink, because there are too many people
on it.
- 3. None
of the people would float for long cause of the saris.
- 2. They
would be serving mango fruity on the boat.
- 1. Wait
a minute it was an Indian movie if you think about
it.
AND
Can you imagine
how many times we would hear "Bachaoooo"!!!
PS: The hero,
heroine, his mom, dad, sister and brother will float
in the cold water for days and yet survive. The villain
will drown in the first drops of water.
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