1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will
pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his
wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find
such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot
& love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must
love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men - but married
men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's
no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women
somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but
he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't
change & she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything
a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are only 2 times when a man doesn't understand
a woman - before marriage & after marriage
Do u still wanna get married ?
